When is a map not a map?

I recently came across a map (in the loosest sense of the word) a former student of mine once submitted in his/her final year undergraduate BSc Geography dissertation. It was so bad I took a picture for posterity. I can't recall the culprit's name but they studied at Nene College (now University of Northampton) sometime around 1996. There is no need for a commentary, just enjoy...and feel free to comment!